Side Pocket

  All you wine tasters and liquor connoisseurs need to float on.  This is for seriously...economic drinkers. 

 

 

 

The Side Pocket is a high-gravity malt liquor that kicks harder than a steel-toed lumberjack.  This 40oz sits at 10.5 percent alcohol and taste like fermented pond water.  At under $2, this is the hard times choice for a solid drunk.  One will make you pretty tipsy.  Two will black you out.  If your having a steaks and forties party, this is the best choice of refreshment (if there's no account for taste).
Serve it cold.  Really cold.  Ever had warm beer?  Try this warm and you will hate yourself.

Note:  If someone asks you why you drink, then ask them why they breathe.  Sustenance, fool.