Thursday, May 2, 2013

Ed Hardy Sangria: His Only Redemption






from Amazon.com


Woo Hoo!  I'm not fan of Ed Hardy and his reprints.  The culture is wierd.

But this sangria is tasty.  The big bottle is under $20 (at your normal liquor store). 

You having a nice gathering?  Get a 2-liter of Sprite and one of these.  Put em' in a punch bowl and serve.  Now you have one of the best spritzers in the world. It's a mellow buzz and everyone can drink it.  The ladies will love it and the men will be glad it's alcoholic. 

Kentucky Deluxe: Like I Like My Women






I got this picture from Flickr.  I think it's funny because there is probably someone passed out next to the bottle off frame.

You got 10 bucks.  Get a fifth of some KD and a 2-liter of cola.  Now you have a night of revelry. 

Some men like to drink this straight, or in shots.  You do you what you gotta.  I like the whiskey and coke because it doesn't turn my insides into lava.  Whatever.




Milagro Silver: Like Angel Tears






















That picture is from www.belatramos.com.   

Got that out of the way. Sweet. Just like this tequila.  I have no idea why everybody rides the anejo.  Silver is smoother, taste better and doesn't fuel people into drunken tantrums.  

Milagro has the best silver tequila in the affordable price range.  If you got $30 and a night to party, get some limes, salt and this bottle to your house, pronto. 

Some of you might be like:
  
"Eric! What about Cabo Wabo, Patron, Jose Cuervo, and 1800?  We love it and you should too!"

I do.  Except for Jose Cuervo because it taste like crap.  It is not 100 percent agave.  However, the other three are and they taste amazing. 

At under $30 (unless you're in Vegas or some other high profile parasite), it is the perfect silver tequila.  

Note: I've never had it in a margarita.  Someone should try that and tell me how it goes.  

      

Arrogant Bastard...A Challenge






















Hey there!  How ya doin'!  Thinkin' about doin' some competitive drinking!  Well alright!

Seriously, if you can even finish the bottle, you get props.  Challenge your friends into seeing who can finish it first.

 











 

If you can read that, then you know it's telling you that your a big wuss unless you put air in that bottle. 

Neeeeed...booooze...
























That's what three days of not heavily drinking during finals week. 

I've been hitting the bottle steadily for about two years now.  
It hurt a lot the first day.

But then shazam.  I could actually feel my body again.  My energy shot through the roof.  I could skate better, run faster and think quicker.  I was rebuilt.

Then I started remembering every single thing that happened in my day, down to the way everything moved.  I forgot how smart I was.

Damn, I need a drink.