Ed Hardy Sangria: His Only Redemption

from Amazon.com


Woo Hoo!  I'm not fan of Ed Hardy and his reprints.  The culture is wierd.

But this sangria is tasty.  The big bottle is under $20 (at your normal liquor store). 

You having a nice gathering?  Get a 2-liter of Sprite and one of these.  Put em' in a punch bowl and serve.  Now you have one of the best spritzers in the world. It's a mellow buzz and everyone can drink it.  The ladies will love it and the men will be glad it's alcoholic. 

Kentucky Deluxe: Like I Like My Women

I got this picture from Flickr.  I think it's funny because there is probably someone passed out next to the bottle off frame.

You got 10 bucks.  Get a fifth of some KD and a 2-liter of cola.  Now you have a night of revelry. 

Some men like to drink this straight, or in shots.  You do you what you gotta.  I like the whiskey and coke because it doesn't turn my insides into lava.  Whatever.

Milagro Silver: Like Angel Tears

That picture is from www.belatramos.com.   

Got that out of the way. Sweet. Just like this tequila.  I have no idea why everybody rides the anejo.  Silver is smoother, taste better and doesn't fuel people into drunken tantrums.  

Milagro has the best silver tequila in the affordable price range.  If you got $30 and a night to party, get some limes, salt and this bottle to your house, pronto. 

Some of you might be like:
  
"Eric! What about Cabo Wabo, Patron, Jose Cuervo, and 1800?  We love it and you should too!"

I do.  Except for Jose Cuervo because it taste like crap.  It is not 100 percent agave.  However, the other three are and they taste amazing. 

At under $30 (unless you're in Vegas or some other high profile parasite), it is the perfect silver tequila.  

Note: I've never had it in a margarita.  Someone should try that and tell me how it goes.  

      

Arrogant Bastard...A Challenge

Hey there!  How ya doin'!  Thinkin' about doin' some competitive drinking!  Well alright!

Seriously, if you can even finish the bottle, you get props.  Challenge your friends into seeing who can finish it first.

 











 

If you can read that, then you know it's telling you that your a big wuss unless you put air in that bottle. 

Neeeeed...booooze...

That's what three days of not heavily drinking during finals week. 

I've been hitting the bottle steadily for about two years now.  
It hurt a lot the first day.

But then shazam.  I could actually feel my body again.  My energy shot through the roof.  I could skate better, run faster and think quicker.  I was rebuilt.

Then I started remembering every single thing that happened in my day, down to the way everything moved.  I forgot how smart I was.

Damn, I need a drink.     

Pretty pretty

pretty pretty'

Your mom

heheheh

Mumblin'

Do that schoolyard shit.

My nostril is huge...

A New Hope

the beginning.

Scoresby: Very Rare Blended Scotch

Scoresby...welcome to a mellow bliss. This product of Scotland is aged for 36 months and never fails to please.

It is perfect to mix with coke or for the smoothest shots available
at under $20 dollars a bottle. It compares to most top-shelf scotch (good for the old flask).

Scoresby is truly"the connoisseurs blended scotch whisky."

Undue Stress

Social Drinking

It's difficult to be a good drinker without attracting undue, negative attention.  Yes, some people need an intervention or to drink less, but negativity is not the answer.

So next time someone criticizes you for your drinking, take a moment to size yourself up. 

 If you hate yourself, then you should probably drink less.  Alcohol is a depressant.  

If you're happy and hurting no one else, then politely tell your accuser that they suck and are killing your buzz. 

If you're flying on a dragon above a crystal canyon, then you have passed out. 

Either way,  alcohol is a catch-22.  It should be an aspiration to master the happy medium between social drinker and alcoholic, not to be privy to the whims of high-horses and soap boxes. 

Three Olives Vodka

Three Olives Vodka is friggin' tasty.  It comes in 22 flavors, but the vodka itself (pictured center) is incredibly smooth and tasty.  Yes, it is only 80 proof.  That probably lends to its lack of "vodka bite", but to a person drinking hundred proof Tvarscki on the regular, its a vacation for the tongue. 

The flavor to get out of all of the flavors is called Loopy.  It taste exacly like Fruit Loops.  You don't need a chaser and it's perfect for shots among all drinking types. 

I wouldn't reccomend the Dude flavor (lemon-lime). 

 First off, the name suggests that it taste like a dude. 

Second, it tastes like dehydrated Mountain Dew with the same consistency.  Then the vodka hits.  I believe it got it's name from the disapproving "Dude?" you will receive from your friends in their disgust.

These bottles cost 20 dollars each at your local liquor store.
 

Captain Morgan Parrot Bay

Getting a leg up in the drinking world is the Captain Morgan Parrot Bay collection of flavored rum.  While the pictured flavor is passion fruit, there is also: coconut, mango, pineapple, key lime, strawberry, lime and orange. 

This is an excellent drink to do shots  or as a  mix with juice.  A drink like rum and coke mixes alcohol and high fructose corn syrup.  The liver can't handle prolonged doses of this mix and can result in fatty liver disease. 

However, the sugars in juice are easier to process and this passion fruit rum mixed with orange juice was noticeably easier on the body.  Granted, at 21 percent alcohol this drink doesn't pack much of a punch (unless it's in punch), but this is a solid drink for a social mixer or entertaining people who can't handle the harder stuff.

Side Pocket

  All you wine tasters and liquor connoisseurs need to float on.  This is for seriously...economic drinkers. 

 

 

 

The Side Pocket is a high-gravity malt liquor that kicks harder than a steel-toed lumberjack.  This 40oz sits at 10.5 percent alcohol and taste like fermented pond water.  At under $2, this is the hard times choice for a solid drunk.  One will make you pretty tipsy.  Two will black you out.  If your having a steaks and forties party, this is the best choice of refreshment (if there's no account for taste).
Serve it cold.  Really cold.  Ever had warm beer?  Try this warm and you will hate yourself.

Note:  If someone asks you why you drink, then ask them why they breathe.  Sustenance, fool.

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These are all interesting when you're drunk.